March 2012
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The Bearded Awesome: kimlorbane replied to your... →
durkinator27:
kimlorbane replied to your post: Drunk and on the internet again. Uh oh. Last…
That sucks. Which job?
Day job. It’s taking too long to find investors for current projects, so they’re going to bare bones now, which means they’ll only call me in on a “needed” basis. Which is unlikely to…
I’m really sorry. Hope you find something!
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Rick Santorum During Bowling Alley Visit: 'Friends... →
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According to Reuters’ Sam Youngman, Santorum told a young man at South Lanes Bowling and Pizza in La Crosse to avoid using the femininely colored ball. “You’re not going to use the pink ball,” the former Pennsylvania senator said. “We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera.”
Priorities.
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LGBT Laughs: Community Warning →
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lgbtlaughs:
Today, it came to the fore that a user had been listing the addresses of LGBTQ people with the threat of outing them to their parents/peers. Some people reported them to tumblr, and tumblr sent a standard response saying they can’t remove the content due to “free speech” despite such action breaking their TOS (which they’ve just updated, you’ll note). It was pretty...
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Bibliophile: Shakespearean Hokey Pokey →
librelibris:
The following is from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asked readers to submit “instructions” for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was The Hokey Pokey (as written by William Shakespeare).
O proud left foot, that ventures…
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Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Round?
Round?
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
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Just Another Name: Woman, As Defined By Our... →
alljustanothername:
After yesterday’s foaming-at-the-mouth rant, I got a few requests to actually explain why I was so incensed. So, I’ve come up with a summary about what’srotten in the state of Denmark here.
Basically, we’re seeing a flurry of legislation trying to get pushed through at the state and federal level that affects women’s reproductive rights, and the dialogue is…terrifying.
At...
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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
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Hmm . . .
“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob!” - Rick Santorum
“I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delecate, exotic fruit. Touch it, and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect...
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6 Horrifying Implications of the Harry Potter... →
cracked:
Taken from the 8th book, Harry Potter and I Guess The Author Didn’t Think of That.
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Congress Joins Weinstein's 'Bully' Rating Fight... →
A teen’s petition to the ratings board gets support from a bipartisan coalition.
A powerful force has waded into what is becoming an ugly Hollywood brawl.
The advocacy tools website Change.org announced on Monday that 20 members of Congress have signed on to a petition asking the MPAA to lower the R rating it gave to director Lee Hirsch’s documentary Bully.
“We are writing to...
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“She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception.”
– Rush Limbaugh, who has no idea that the cost of birth control pills is not related to the quantity of sex. (via santorumforgop)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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madkatz:
I hope Rick Astley lets Santorum down, gives him up, and deserts him.
